Sealand

Hey, welcome to my odd little blog.

Most people call me Sealand, or Sea for short. I'm a young, cishet male. Though, I also kind of identify as a heteroromantic/asexual dude. Don't really care too much about these labels through, honestly.

Anyway, I'm a gamer, videographer, editor, (very)amateur writer, male feminist(whatever that's worth), and so on.

Disclaimer: Please call me out if I do something shitty, like being cissexist, sexist, racist, so on and so forth. I am in no way perfect.

(Source: gabytaangeles, via biologizeable)

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. 
I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. 
After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

(via lilliththeoddity)

emkaymlp:

Life Tip: Don’t allow Tumblr to become your primary/only source for morality. Remember, this is the site which had many people genuinely believe that they can get unlimited chocolate just by slicing it a certain way. I know I certainly wouldn’t want these people dictating my worldview for me.

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missfreudianslit:

erase-my-sins:

cimet:

male entitlement has a body count

Female entitlement has a price tag.

"being murdered is the same as buying dinner"

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tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

Previously: Everyday Objects Turned Into Creative Illustrations

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redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

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cuteanimalsawwww:

Look at that little yawn :3 via /r/aww http://ift.tt/RmBhFW

cuteanimalsawwww:

Look at that little yawn :3 via /r/aww http://ift.tt/RmBhFW

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makanidotdot:

this is my only hypothesis

(via brandisch)

queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via nuck-n-futs)