please. stop lusting for joii!!!! you are making her too strong. she broke out of the horny jail and the cops cant get her. she’s too powerful

sheralesbianism:

itsbetterthananal:

stickyfrogs:

Today’s Best Behaved Frog was NOT Voigt.

the look of a pure menace

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chinesewaffles2:

its in turkish so I’ll translate it for yall 

*giggles*

im really sorry that im laughing but-

*bursts into more giggles*

*clears throaght*

“whatcha doing there?,,, what even are those feet- *bursts into more fits of laughter*

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monica-geller:

anyway, fiscally conservative people are just as bad as socially conservative people. both schools of thought are rooted in pure and absolute selfishness and being fiscally conservative isn’t somehow made better by the fact that you’re socially liberal. i mean thanks for not wanting to stone gay people and all but ur fine with poor people dying cause they can’t afford healthcare so… weird flex 

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gokuma:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

aloneindarknes7:

gonikonata:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

ultravioletcrumble:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

The party, pointing to an NPC that the DM never intended to be a recurring character: That’s My Child Now

@caffeinatedwriters Now you gotta write them a quest where they get the chance to bring him back!!

The first dungeon-boss that my group was meant to just quickly kill at the end of their very first session, they saved from death. Repeatedly. She’s now a reoccurring character who despite the fact that she is defs evil and showing no signs of redemption (yet) they keep. Saving?? So I guess I’d better write a redemption arc?

I love your players so much. I’m imagining Local Villain turning good mainly out of confusion because why they save me tho????

We’ve adopted our first small villain to the party as a DMPC.
During the interrogation he suddenly bursts into tears, says the villaining was his last desperate try to unfuck his life and now we can do whatever we want with him, cause he’s done. He’s out of ideas and his life is still fucked up.
The whole party went all “aaaaww there there pat pat poor thing” and now he’s our token pretty boy and an in-game DM’s snarky voice.

We found a 20 ft cube of gelatinous acid in the underdark. He wanted to see sunlight. He was perfect. So he became part of our party. He’s slow so he always follows behind us and every now and again he has a few new skeletons inside of him of the fools that tried to sneak up behind us. He’s my favorite.

I love this. I support you and your sun-loving acid dog

@iamnamedsilence

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punchesco:

dayoldhakarl:

this is an actual show

ds9 is the exemplar of the wretched nerd pit that is star tracks

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Anonymous asked: I just saw your post about how you can't trust white writers to do right by black women and you're absolutely right but I feel like they can't do right by anyone. Like it's totally a white writer thing to make people suffer because they think there's some point to prove about life being unfair.

princesseblade:

winneganfake:

randomslasher:

very-virgil:

bucked-up:

lokigays:

deepdarkfandom:

momo-your-gay-is-showing:

emoskeemo:

vampireshouta:

commieochako:

emoskeemo:

hey if ur not from america get a blank map and just. fucking guess the states

heres my attempt

hhhh???

dumbass solidarity babey!!!

can i participate???

i don’t think i know any other states names

I’m a Professional 

i did my best

eternally amused by the terribly inaccurate placements of NYC. you’re doing great sweeties!!!!

Intense giggling omg

…that last one, though. I. Just picture the people and reputation Florida has, but put it in New England, instead. 

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borderwar-cowabunga:

chapelcore:

thecacklingcreep:

thecacklingcreep:

thecacklingcreep:

Like if it wasn’t obvious that dumbasses like jacksepticeye, jontron, markiplier and pewdiepie all exist within the same circle of people and have a distinct interest in keeping each other at the top before, it should be now. And they’re all shit, each one of them. I don’t know if jack or mark said nasty shit like jon or felix did but the fact that they STILL support them, that they STILL actively shill for them shows that they are at least ok with supporting white nationalists if it means staying popular. I havent watched mark or jack in a while, but my young [below 15 yr old] brother does and it makes me so fucking mad that these dumb, uncaring fucks are willingly funneling kids towards racists like jon and felix for big bucks.

And of course of COURSE the people constantly defending these people are either literal children who have been TRAINED via this “bro army” nonsense to consider “liking pewdiepie” a personality trait and are woefully ignorant to the bigger picture because THEY ARE CHILDREN, or dumb whites or affluent types who consider consistently bigoted behavior a passable, easily forgivable thing that those darn minorities just won’t let up on.

So my advice is, if you’re a kid, know that this man is a 

jew-hating

racist

and he is buddy buddy with known alt righters like Ben Shapiro

Jontron is a straight up avowed white supremacist btw

He does not deserve praise or fame, only scorn and removal. And if you’re an adult fan of his defending his shit, go fuck yourself. Now.

I get it, I used to be super into mark and jack and all of these folks but you HAVE to not let your rose-tinted glasses get in the way of the truth. Felix and Jon are racists and nasty, Mark and Jack actively profit from supporting them and their actions. I don’t care if they don’t actively say this shit, this is what they mean. Take it or leave it.

op you’re right and i would die for you

Oh. So That’s what jontron did.

Holy shit, what a fuckin turd

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fuck-customers:

i work at a theatre. here is an actual conversation i had w/ a customer over the summer while i was working box office.

customer: i want to see the movie!

me: which one?

customer, angrily: the funny movie!

me: ma'am which one we have many different shows playing

customer: its two words!

me: ant man?

customer, angrily: no thats three words

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